June 2010
71 posts
Dialect of a Skirt
by Erica Miriam Fabri The young girl wanted a new voice. After all, people got new things every day. A new hip, a new nose, a new set of suspenders. She adored the consonants that landed like wooden shoes. She loved the type of L-sounds that made a mouth drool from the back of the tongue to the front. She practiced her new voice into seashells, tin cans, caves....
Jun 30th
“When we become aware of the difference between what we desire and expect and...”
– Cary Tennis
Jun 30th
RT @nicoleisbetter Map of Human Sexuality. So cool! Enlarge it. Good luck getting anything done for the next 20 min. http://bit.ly/b4Z6OF
Jun 30th
I can already smell the theatre popcorn! RT @DanKrokos Watched the Harry Potter trailer again. HARDCORE chills followed by drooling.
Jun 29th
This morning’s moment of zen: the hiss of the gas burner and the warm whoosh of flame that follows.
Jun 29th
RT @shitmydadsays: “Don’t focus on the one guy who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of …
Jun 28th
Libras - What Have you Lost Lately?
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): What have you lost in recent months, Libra? This week begins a phase when you will have the potential to not exactly recover it, but rather to re-create it on a higher level. Maybe a dream that seemed to unravel was simply undergoing a reconfiguration, and now you’re primed to give it a new and better form of expression. Maybe a relationship that went astray was...
Jun 28th
Jun 28th
Cat puke! By the front door! That I didn’t see, stepped in, and then tracked through entire apartment! *GAG*
Jun 28th
140 characters isn’t enough to list all the things I’d rather be doing than shopping for a bathing suit.
Jun 27th
Found the perfect bikini at Victorias Secret. Solid black, flattering cut. Still, I’m glad I only have to do this once every year or so.
Jun 27th
I don’t understand why everyone gets so excited about ice cream cake. It’s really not that good.
Jun 27th
Really? Movers at 8:45 in the morning? I guess I’ll be getting up now…
Jun 26th
Droppin some serious truth! RT @TheGodLight: Love wasn’t put in your heart to stay. Love isn’t love until you give it away: Michael Smith
Jun 26th
Am now in love with this ‘69 convertible Beetle. Come on Universe, do me a solid. http://tweetphoto.com/29053381
Jun 25th
It’s really nice to visit the doctor when you’re not going for a problem or a PAP smear. What, TMI?
Jun 25th
OMFG WHO’S LEAVING A TRAIL OF BLOOD IN THE HALLWAY oh wait I cut my ankle shaving.
Jun 25th
Jun 25th
Awesome. RT @DanKrokos I tried Woodford Reserve bourbon last night. It was so good I’m just standing here thinking about it.
Jun 24th
Men of the World Cup. As Daffy Duck would say, “duh-rool duh-rool.” http://sarkastic.livejournal.com/446372.html
Jun 24th
Men of the #WorldCup. As Daffy Duck would say, “duh-rool duh-rool.” http://sarkastic.livejournal.com/446372.html
Jun 24th
RT @TheGodLight: The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays: Soren Kierkegaard
Jun 24th
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“Spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not...”
– Annie Dillard, Write Til You Drop
Jun 23rd
About to put a hurtin on some Ethiopian food at Queen of Sheba. But not before I put a hurtin on my wine, of course.
Jun 23rd
Jun 22nd
Vacation days? Officially approved. Now just have to figure out what I’m going to do!
Jun 22nd
New Radiohead album! NEW RADIOHEAD ALBUM. Aaaahhh!!! http://tinyurl.com/324zfrf
Jun 22nd
Nothing classier than standing around in your underwear eating Taco Bell.
Jun 20th
“Detach yourself from the drama of your imagined misfortune.”
– Cary Tennis
Jun 19th
Jun 19th
Not everyone at work wants to see your baby.
Jun 17th
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Dreams
I have this nagging feeling that I dreamed about my elementary school last night, which of course is really only interesting to me, but I can’t quite pull the details into focus. This is the most frustrating - and universal - part about dreams.  How they deposit just enough information to confuse you. “Did I dream it or am I having a spontaneous memory?”
Jun 17th
Just made arrangements for myself and @nastephen for our first Bourbon Excursion on My Old Kentucky Dinner Train. http://lou.ly/bl
Jun 17th
Jun 17th
I’ll be honest. Having a real hard time concentrating on my writing when I know there’s a king-sized package of Reeses Cups in the fridge.
Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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Ann Lamott - Imperfect Birds
Can you talk about the meaning of the title? What does it mean to be an “imperfect bird”? It’s from the poem by Rumi, that …each of us must enter the nest made by the other imperfect bird. If we want to have human connection, we have to enter other people’s ragtag lives — which is, of course, a nightmare, but which also makes us grow and stretch, and get...
Jun 16th
“Don’t be intimidated. World travelers are just people who bought plane tickets....”
– Mighty Girl
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
I’m stitching up a hole in my sweater while a pot of stew simmers on the stove. Shit at least I don’t drive a minivan. #domesticbliss
Jun 16th
Ugh, lady, holding those two buttons at the same time does not make the elevator “go express.”
Jun 16th
Sometimes I read things I’ve written and I think “holy shit I wrote that?” and other times I’m like “holy shit I wrote that?”
Jun 15th
Next time I take someone to Immediate Care, remind me to bring my iPod.
Jun 13th
There really needs to be an annex for the healthy people at the immediate care center. Where’s my SARS mask?
Jun 13th
RT @thesecretdaily: It is by giving that you make room to receive even more. @ralphmarston
Jun 12th
Jun 11th
Hahaha! RT @5tevenw: I think the freezer deserves a light too
Jun 11th
*Brat alert* I’m genuinely pissed that I’m not at @Bonnaroo this year, and it’s my own stupid fault.
Jun 10th
RT @thesecretdaily: Our job is not to figure out the how. The how will show up out of the commitment and the belief in the what. Canfield
Jun 9th
Having a very strong urge to push work far away so I can SIT AND WRITE OMG why does creativity hit when I have to focus on other things???
Jun 9th