Pepperoni on a pretzel? WHY? http://twitpic.com/15y0nl
Did you know that if you don’t buy booze with dinner, the bill is like, cheap?
Two a.m. And my sweater is soaked in bourbon.
I thought white guys stopped wearing corn rows back in like, 1999.
Somehow @SPINmagazine made Courtney Love look like the princess from The Neverending Story on this month’s cover.
Today, a glass of wine won out over the gym.
"So I slept with a gay hooker and enjoy a line of...
Rock the hell on, Mark Morford!
Sometimes the way to stay on track is to wander off the course.– Maya Stein, 10-line Tuesday
Texas Bourbon, ya’ll! Not sure how this Kentucky girl feels about that. http://tinyurl.com/yj2tfqp
Free credit reports but I have to pay to see my score? TOTAL CRAP.
Effing scammers on Craigslist. So glad I found out before I replied. Jerks.
It’s 60 degrees, the snow is melting, and I’m outside with no coat, gloves or scarf. Hot damn!
Anytime there's a girl in a bikini on the cover of...
Expect the universe to support your dream. It will.– Julia Cameron, The Artists Way
Get your shit together, Netflix!
I forgot what hard work it is to look for...
And how descriptions & pictures can be so deceiving.
Dear Taco Bell, “bucks” and “rocks” do not rhyme.
Hey look, another reason to smile. Twilight Pillows! http://tinyurl.com/y8p3onh (thanks @modcloth)
“The Kind Diet” cookbook arrived. That’s my reason to smile for the day.
Need something to smile about today.
Whatever gets in the way of the work, is the work.– poet Jason Shinder
I used #Shazam to discover Going To California by Led Zeppelin http://www.shazam.com/music/web/track?id=10533561
Sometimes having faith is hardest thing you can do.
I COULD sit here with my laptop, guessing the passwords to my dad’s network, or I could just get on my iPhone!
RT @GenXRadioLou: This weekend please go buy something from Ear X-tacy http://bit.ly/bZQyOq
RT @Sundry: The most loving thing you can do for your S.O. this weekend is collectively agree to ignore Valentine’s Day. Just saying.
10 fake Simpsons words that belong in the... →
Just the other day I saw someone use the word “embiggen” and wondered where it came from. livejamie: I honestly didn’t know some of these were fake.
I would like a do-over on this week please.
Happy Valentine's Day! Enjoy the rankest flower...
The stench from the lilies that were delivered today have stunk up the entire reception area and permeated my entire sinus cavity and given me a headache.
Everybody should be able to have this kind of care. That’s how I feel. I...– Cary Tennis
Friend: I'm getting my car checked. The mechanic asked if the "check engine light was on in it" I thought he asked if there had been "chickens on it!" I told him we lived in the city. We were both confused.
Me: Funny, I just left the Gynecologist and she asked me the same thing.
I don’t know why I stay subscribed to Anthropologie’s newsletter. ...
Goddamn it, Google Buzz.
Social media = kryptonite.
Noooooooooo! @GathanDBorden #Louisville’s Legendary ear X-tacy to Close? http://bit.ly/amIy6I
I’m over the “Recipes for Busy Families On the Go” newsletters. EVERYONE is busy, ok? Don’t know many folks preparing 5 courses every night.
How many Gmail labels do you have?
Fifty-two and counting.
Why am I tweeting in bed? SNOW DAY!
“I was so sick of boiling, drying and reusing old catheters.” God I hate you, daytime TV commercials.
I’d like to punch winter right in it’s crap lousy face.